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durianquotesmeinfield
"Move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food. Open your mind, get off the couch, move."

- Anthony Bourdain (via durianquotes)

7/23 09:14 - meinfield - 7,339 notes
rememberthstarsmightymikemcgee

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cloudcuckoolander527:

talisguy:

Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this. 

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.  

The more you know~

i freaking love all these comics but this one is especially important

I’m glad this gives realistic experience with EC but I kinda loathe it bc it caters rhetorically to the notion that there is something wrong with abortion and lol

there fucking isn’t anything wrong with abortion

^ that’s important and I hadn’t noticed.  Abortion is a-ok. 

7/23 09:10 - mightymikemcgee - 225,117 notes
clementinevonradics
"

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

"

- Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)

nickthejamthechronicwonderer
impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

7/22 12:48 - thechronicwonderer - 172,263 notes
fassyysmartgirlsattheparty
7/22 09:00 - smartgirlsattheparty - 334,638 notes
humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"

7/21 17:18 - humansofnewyork - 8,373 notes
diggyesmeansyes
7/21 17:13 - yesmeansyes - 22,512 notes
howtotalktogirlsatparties
Guys I am going to the gym, somebody start a parade

Guys I am going to the gym, somebody start a parade

commie-pinko-liberalborboletanobrasil
7/21 17:07 - borboletanobrasil - 223,208 notes
rabbitinthemoonontheedgeofdarkness
"You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and before you know it, it’s neither of those things, and you’re standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it."

- Clive Barker, The Damnation Game (via ontheedgeofdarkness)